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Reverse Leapfrog

When you and your significant other are both naked and somehow you have both forgotten the rules of leapfrog. This confusion occurs when one partner is lying on their back and the other partner (the penised one) attempts to pass over them. During this attempt their penis accidentally slides into your mouth and before you know it they are cradling your head into their pelvic region while moving in an undulating motion until they cum.

Juan and Luisa had wound up in a heated game of reverse leapfrog after neither of the two could find their underwear.

Luisa did not realize that their reverse leapfrog game had basically turned into a blow job until Juan said, "oops" and her mouth was full of his seed.

by PrincessGaylordFocker September 11, 2017


reverse leapfrog

When you and your significant other are both naked and somehow you have both forgotten the rules of leapfrog. This confusion occurs when one partner is lying on their back and the other partner (the penised one) attempts to pass over them. During this attempt their penis accidentally slides into your mouth and before you know it they are cradling your head into their pelvic region while moving in an undulating motion until they ejaculate.

Juan and Lupita had wound up in a heated game of reverse leapfrog after neither of the two could find their underwear.

Lupita did not realize that reverse leapfrog was basically a dirty blowjob until Juan said, “oops” and his seed was in her mouth.

by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017


reverse murphy

Murphy's law states that everything that can go wrong will. A reverse Murphy is when things should have gone wrong, and yet didn't.

"The guy drinks a whole 24 case of beer, and gets in a laundry basket pulled behind a snowmobile on a lake."
" The idiot died right?"
" He pulled off a reverse Murphy!"

by The original Murphy October 25, 2017


Reverse Taxidermy

The stuffing of a plush animal with the insides of a deceased animal carcass.

I went to build-a-bear yesterday, but they didn’t offer Reverse Taxidermy which is a shame.

by ImNotACriminal March 12, 2022


Reverse enama

When you are rear ended at a rapid rate with out having any control of this

I was hit from behind so fast it was like a reverse enama

by Wrong zad December 4, 2018


Reversed confidence

The state in being so insecure with yourself; that your confidant you will find a way to mess it up/have an awareness that you need to be vigilant about messing it up..

Mann, I'm really into that girl but I've got my whole reversed confidence thing going on so I'm sure I'll find a way to mess it up....

by Desolate jovial October 31, 2017


reverse asmr

Reverse asmr is when you get as close to your mic as possible and start shouting. The goal is to hurt others ears or break their headphones. This can also include other loud noises

*shouting* YOU LIKE THAT SOUND *CRUNCH*
Steve: Mmmmmm reverse asmr

by Ani_Chan September 18, 2018