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richard esteb is is the holy one. The resurection of christ. so sexy but bad at the same time. This combonation will make all the women wet
look at that richard esteb. He makes me want to make 4 massing modles
Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
One bad mother fucker. Bad ass attitude always
I wish I could be a Brandon L Richards!
The act of doing of which Brock gets demon head
Richard j olsen
gave Brock the demon head
Richard Harris is the living example of hair receding and the creation of a "5 head" or an extended bald brow I.e slap head
Richard Harris has an immense forehead
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When something in everyday life is excruciatingly annoying or idiotic.
Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley
I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley
When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley
People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys
An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across
John: Babe, we can't do anything tonight until I get a Richard Sleeve