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An amazing band that ARE NOT a boy band although they consist of only four boys/men. The band is made up of Luke Hemmings who plays the guitar and is the lead vocalist, Calum Hood who plays bass and sings, Michael Clifford who plays guitar and sings and Ashton Irwin the drummer and singer. The boys are often shipped together, e.g Malum, and Muke. Many fanfictions of 5 Seconds of Summer can be found on Wattpad and online. 5 Seconds of Summer is called 5SOS for short, and god forbid if you say five es oh es, that is shameful and you will immediately be labelled as a fake fan. Calum Hood is oftenley mistook for being Asian but I can assure you he is not, and making that fatal mistake of saying he is or spelling his name with two l's is social suicide.
"Omg 5 Seconds of Summer is my fav band and I love Calum Hood the Asian one so much!1!1!1!"
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The process of shifting your vehicle from 1st to 2nd gear, usually in a quick, violent fashion. The shift will most likely be followed by excessive tire spin.
"Those guys just jumped in their vette; you better grab a handful of second and get out of here!"
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Originating in Oakville, this sheer stroke of genius is guarenteed to get you high on a single toke. The struggling toker is forced by tradition to catch up by inhaling for ten seconds and holding it in as long as he can. The ten second toke applies to sober/first time smokers.
Cameron: Man, I could definately be more fucked
Connie: You know what that means? 10 SECOND TOKE!! TEN SECOND TOKE!!
Cameron: YEAH lets smoke this bitch!
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When one accidently drops food, not held in a container or wrapper, on the ground. The rule states that if you pick it up within 5 seconds, it won't be contaminated. There is also a '10 second rule' variation. Unfortunately, both rules are urban legends -- The speed with which you can pick the food article back up has no bearing on whether it may receive germs.
Person A: "Crap, dropped a cookie."
Person B: "5 second rule!!"
Person A scrambles to pick up food article
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The '5 second rule' applies when food comes into contact with an object that is tainted. If it is removed from the tainted object in 5 seconds or less, then the food is considered safe for human consumption and eaten as if nothing happened. If it stays on the tainted object for more than 5 seconds then it is considered unfit for human consumption and is discarded.
I'll bet that fat kid eats the cookie he dropped on the floor even though the 5 second rule is up.
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To have sex within 30 seconds regardless of state of dress or where you are
"hey , im horny, lets have 30 seconds rudies!" thus having sex with in the 30 second rudies time frame.
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Second Pussy - The act of watching a dude fuck a pussy to completion, then fucking that same pussy.
I watched Ian fuck the Second Pussy after Dave had finished up. Immoral.
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