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Full of misinformation, but calling it facts.
The girl was full of shit, and wanted to come off as believable.
The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.
“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area
Friend: do you want Taco Bell
Me: no they give me shotgun shits
a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard
"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"
An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.
Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.
Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers
A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.
The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!
Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".
Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"
Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"
Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"