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Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed

why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.

by TehPwn3r November 29, 2024


Sonic Speed Shot

When someone drives really fast down a neighborhood whilst shooting his assault rifle at every house on the way. killing a few dozen

Yo dawg that guy hit a sonic speed shot in that neighborhood, that's hardcore

by The Blorgue KinG July 15, 2017


speed leach

That driver who can't regulate their own speed so drives themselves up to the rear bumper of the car in front of them regardless of the speed until you pull over then they attach to the next car in line

This speed leach was following me through traffic for 20 miles 6 " off my bumper, then when I pulled over he pulled up on the bumper of the guy in front of me doing 30 mph!

by Mrfixit0623 May 12, 2016


Speed run

YA GOTA GO FAST!

"My names dream, and I'm going to speed run Minecraft"

by FakeDream123 September 16, 2021


Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022


speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.

"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"

by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 21, 2011


just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 25, 2021