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Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

by Afakename June 28, 2024


The Lovin' Spoonful

A rock band formed in the mid-1960's. Initially, the band was composed of four members, as follows:
-John Sebastian (born March 17, 1944)
-Zal Yanovsky (December 19, 1944 - December 13, 2002) (Yes, that is his real name)
-Joe Butler (Born September 16, 1941)
-Steve Boone (date of birth unknown)

They were known for their very happy and upbeat songs, some slow, some fast. They were extremely popular during their heyday, with even The Beatles citing them as an inspiration for at least one of their songs (namely, "Good Day Sunshine"). Paul McCartney in particular is a huge fan of them, and so are the Kinks' Davies brothers.

Their success was short-lived, however, due to legal issues and other problems; John Sebastian left the band in 1968 to pursue a (rather unsuccessful) solo career, and things went downhill from there. Despite finding a replacement in fellow musicians and brothers Jim and Jerry Yester, they disbanded in 1969 after only four years together.

However, in 1991, the band reunited. John Sebastian did not return, although he briefly joined them in a one-off reunion in 2000 and again in 2020. Jerry Yester was kicked out in 2017 after it was discovered that he is a child predator (and now a registered sex offender). Despite this, the band continues to perform under the leadership of the two remaining original members, Boone and Butler.

The Lovin' Spoonful is a very underrated band, although many people think that they're just not the same without John Sebastian.

by Someone who kinda exists July 23, 2022


pussy spoon

A spoon used for eating vagina.

I forgot my pussy spoon in her room last night.

by jayydeeeee April 5, 2015


spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.

*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"

by Holy Arse August 20, 2023


Nature's spoon

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups

You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.

by King Carb December 12, 2020


spoon in the toilet

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.

Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!

by Pbndick March 13, 2017


raining boots and spoons

To rain eally hard as if being stepped on by many boots or hit with many spoons.

Its raining boots and spoons out here today.

by Boots24601 September 8, 2022