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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen

Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.

by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022


Empyrian Test

Verb:To test the limits of a game both mechanically and visually through creative and absurd combinations of game elements.

A: We need to run more through testing to ensure the game wil not crash on launch.
B: Have you done the Empyrian test?

by Ghrelin February 24, 2024


passing a test

The act of or concerning the need to pass a urine examination to see if it has illicit chemicals from previous engagements.

"I'm going to be passing a test soon to get this new job, hopefully."
"I'll piss in dat cup for chu son!"
passing a test

by Real Men Wear Turtle Slippers. April 7, 2011


CELPIP Test

The CELPIP Test is the leading Canadian English language proficiency test for immigration, citizenship and professional designation.

I wish the CELPIP Test could be taken online!

by MsMedia November 24, 2021


Test Pickle

When a virgin girl (or non virgin, bi, or lesbian) wants to know what a dick feels like so she proceeds to use a cucumber and after it is used it has white fuzz on it. Thus the test pickle.

I was at Jessica's house and found a test pickle under her bed! She must be desperate.

by Steffan Fischer March 18, 2015


Tested Positive

Having a big dick

Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022


Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.

Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.

by DaExplosion August 28, 2023