What Control!

When someone completes a task or does something with very high skill. Often used in soccer and hockey when the player keeps control of the ball/puck after a finesse move. Scoring most likely occurs after these moves are done.

Nick: Drogba shoots scores! What Control!!!!
Paul: Didier Drogba is a beast, What Control!
Dan: Apapapapapa I know!

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What's that BTA?

code for: What's That Bitch Talking About?
What's That Bitch Talking About is a spoof game show featured on Saturday Night Live when Tina Fey hosted. The title can also double as a phrase used in conversation or in the classroom when an annoying person or teacher says something unbelievable and/or difficult to understand. It is said in code so the person being referred to as "bitch" is unaware and therefore not offended.

Teacher: And then you calculate a 95% confidence interval predicting the population proportion using the sample standard deviation and hypothetical velocity.
Bob: Dude, what's that BTA?
Rob: I have no clue man.

or

Girlfriend: Joe you said you'd call me in the morning when you woke up!
Joe to friend: What's that BTA now?

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what the pants

An interesting variation on "what the fuck".

Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.

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what the cluck

To replace what the f**k

What the cluck, this is a load of crap!

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What the Moses!

a term commonly used by one Paul Guerrero. this term is often vocalized during a moment of surprise or disbelief.

"What the Moses! that guy almost got killed!"

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what the tits

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?

Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!

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What the snakes?

To express a feeling of confusion i.e. "What the hell?"

Kid 1: I just made out with a window licker that rides the short bus to school!
Kid 2: What the Snakes?

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