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A pharse used to attract the attention of the man whose girlfriend or "chick" is acting unruly during any social situation in order to control her.
Yo slim, cuff yo chick before she gets knocked out by that white girl over there.
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a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.
Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!
Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.
Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!
(ps Beth is fucking Todd)
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A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.
Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.
Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.
Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
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The line of cars going through the Chick-fil-A drive through that extends into the right hand lane of the road and backs up traffic.
Damn it, I didn’t switch lanes fast enough, now I’m stuck in the Chick-fil-Lane.
I just got rear ended in the Chick-fil-Lane
That feeling you get when you're craving Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday but it's closed.
*On a Sunday*
Person 1: "Bro, I'm craving Chick-Fil-A."
Person 2: *Hits blunt* "It's not open bro, it's Sunday. You got Chick-Fil-Itis man."
When you drop yo chick-fil-a you do a Chick-fil-hey
John ordered Chick-fil-a and dropped it so he said "Heyyyyyy!"
Heather just chick-fil-hey in the lounge downstairs