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After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.
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When a guy is on top in the 69 position and blows into her pussy and farts in her face at the same time.
That girl was pissin me off so much I had to give her the ol' canadian silver whistle
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Driving with one arm hanging out of your car window, cos your chiller broke.
Guy1: "Why's your right arm brown?"
Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."
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When one is sticking one's meat stick in a girl's pooper, and the girl's father walks in and catches you balls deep in her browneye. You then whip out your man beef, and slap the gentleman across his face with your muddy stick so as to teach him a lesson.
One of the most embarrasing things happened last night, dude. I was pluggin my girl's mud highway, and her father walked in.
Dude, what did you do?
I gave him the ol' Canadian Back Hoe, of course!
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Can be use to describe some thing cool or sweet. Orignated in Watkins Glen, NY. Also can be found on the inside of SoBe caps.
Sweet Canadian Mullet, man
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That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty
regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open
Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*
The aftermath of the Canadian Hot Dog
"This Canadian hot dog is defrosting, thus creating a Canadian tootsie roll
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