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Chelmsford County High School For Girls, otherwise known as CCHS, is an all-girls grammar school in the South East of England. Despite most classes being rowdy and generally unproductive, it somehow gets extremely good results.
CCHS girls typically spend at least half an hour every morning at the bus station or outside KEGS, where they get their only taste of boys.
There are many cliques within the years, and generally one "outsider" in the class, who make no effort to talk to, let alone make friends with anyone else in their class. There are often disputes within these cliques, and in this situation everyone in the class has to 'choose a side'. These arguments usually include a few people in tears, while others comfort them while bitching about the others.
Most girls in the school attempt to bend the uniform rules, however the teachers are especially harsh about the length of the skirts. Typically, a conversation between a teacher and a girl with an apparently short skirt (these teachers really want to go to Duke's if they want to see a short skirt) goes like this:
Teacher: Is that skirt rolled up?
Student: Ummmm, no.
Teacher: 3 infringements.
The rather queer method of lying about whether your skirt is rolled up or not is very popular at CCHS, however almost always fails.
At the beginning of a new year, all girls feel superior to the lower years. This leads to younger students feeling completely alienated. Stereotypes of the years include:
Year 7 - Huge blazer, skirt past knees, bag the size of Bancroft, awful haircut
Year 8 - Just discovered KEGS, pop socks, shorter skirt, too rowdy for their own good
Year 9 - Too cool for school, dragged away from the boys at discos by teachers, sometimes try smoking, stressed about IT GCSEs
Year 10 - Just don't care, really bad fake tans, stressed about exams, hated by most teachers
Year 11 - Oldest in uniform, very intimidating, shout at younger years if necessary
Year 12 - Sometimes get lost, which brings much amusements to others, very enthusiastic.
Year 13 - Never want to leave, no one ever wants them to leave.
grammar school girls Chelmsford County High School For Girls
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Literally the worst musician ever. His voice sounds like a penguin snorted crack and shot out the back of a jet plane after it inhaled a broken harmonica.
Person 1: "Dude, have you ever listened to Rex Orange County?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Rex Orange County makes me want jump down a waterfall made of piss."
Person 1: "Yeah, same here, dude"
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A blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle from lake county ca. An annoying dumb bitch that never has an actual home who loves snorting and smoking meth. Distributes STDS around from one guy to the next (like tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her rotten smelly vagina through her journey of “being free”
A nasty lake county dirty tumble weed by the name of Jennie Sainsbury gave my best friend syphilis and lied about it! He said he should have known better because her pussy smelled rotten when she was on top. 🤮
You are such a bender, you are the sheriff of rusty bullet hole county
A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"
Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.
1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."
2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."
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An orchestra in bucks county that you get into by audition. there are currently 5 ensembles; Prima Strings (starts next year), Concertino, Philharmonia, Symphony Orchestra, Wind Ensemble and Wind Symphony
Some talented musicians in Youth Orchestra of Bucks County (YOBC) slack off but the rest try pretty hard to do their best
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a bunch of unfit overweight corrupt racist idiot pigs
if you have to get away on foot from the orange county(nc)sherrifs department you've got it made.The fat sherrif deputies will give out after a few feet of chasing you.Guess they all wanna be fat like thier fat leader Lindy.
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