dump and change

A word used when you wanna get the fuck outta some place that stinks like horseshit or the place is a complete sausage fest. Usually used when the boys are at the bar and the only available chicks are a jofas. The word relates to the hockey term dump and change when you dump the puck in and change up the lines.

Yo broskis, there are no broads up in here, lets dump and change before we all become gaylords.

This party sucks dick, lets dump and change boys.

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Diarrhea dumping

Where one or more people get a bucket of diarrhea and dump it over the side of an overpass so that it will hit the cars passing below.

Lets go diarrhea dumping.

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high dumping

To go in the cistern instead of the bowl when doing a turd.

I was round daves the other day and needed a shit so i used the high dumping method.

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free dumping

defecation without regulation; pooping where you please, going back to your roots as a mammal and rejuvenating your primal pooping instincts. where a 'square' dumper sees a toilet, a free dumper sees a vast floor of possibilities, 4 walls that are his canvas, and a white toilet that might look better brown, ripe for a fresh steaming pile of joe.

i started free dumping circa 2005. no one tells me where to poop. NO ONE!

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Dancing Dumps

When you come out of a dance pissed at the world because you didn't have any luck getting your grind on with the ladies.

Hugh Jass: Ahh dude I'm so pissed!!!

Mike Hunt: Why?

Hugh Jass: I have the dancing dumps, I didn't grind with a single girl at the dance last night.

Mike Hunt: That's a bummer

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Dump Date

Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.

The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.

Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.

Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.

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Cyber dump

1. To dump a person;end a relationship over the internet, cyber breakup.

2. When one person ends a "cyber" relationship.

James: What happen with your gf man?
John: The bitch cyber dump me via email.

Tom had to cyber dump her online lover when things started to get creepy.

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