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A sexually transmitted infection you catch from having unprotected sex with a really fat person.
Ryan: Yo Shawn! you totally won fattest fuck Friday!
Shawn: yeah but I didn't wear a rugger and she gave me Hog Warts!
Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.
Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?
The act of stealing the role of receiving the anal penetration in gay sex and, usually, but not always, performance of the oral.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is totally Bottom Hogging.
Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.
Man my hog auger hurts a ton today. I was out humping fat chicks all night and i bet i won.
Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet
(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.
When you porkin that bitch (lil miss piggy) giving her that good dick. 100% putting that pig in the blanket making her pass tf out. S/O them Hughes Boys.
I went out to the club and saw this fine bitch, I took her home and got to hog porkin’ ... Oscar Meyer Style .. YA HERD!!!