Max 2

Vibrator Sex Toy

Person 1: Hey, anyone wanna control my max 2?

Person2: Yeah sure.

Max Cronin

Thinks he's cool. Likes computers. If you meet him, run.

Max Cronin likes computers.

Max Cronin

Doesn't wear sunglasses. He likes Minecraft. LOVES CATS. Likes computers.

Max Cronin likes computers.

Max Maier

It's a joke you make with Germans

-"Hey da ist Max Maier"
-"Wer ist Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier lutsch meine Eier"

Translates to:
-"Hes that's Max Maier"
-"Who's Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier suck my balls"

max-text

Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.

Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.

Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.

Max play

When you’re a player and you get play

Jack; hey did you get max play last night?
Kevin; Yeah, it was lit. The girls were hot
Jack; I’m jealous- I had to work that day

Max jordan

Max Jordan loves his baby sisters vagina he loves licking it and sucking off his dad

Max Jordan fingers his little sister