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The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."
The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.
Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.
The small bulge in a ladies trousers where thigh meets genitals.
Mary's trousers were so tight, when she got out of the car after me I could see her muff line.
Full blown, unshaven pubic hair on a va-J-J. Not trimmed at all.
My high school friend likes 80’s muff, he doesn’t believe in razors , Or Nair.
Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes
Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man
When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.
When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!
Can mean 1 of 2 things:
a) when a reference to 'muff' is made during conversation. This is called "dropping the muff-bomb"
b) Having the same meaning as a "Fanny Fart" or "Tawt" the releasing of air from woman's vaginal cavity.
Friend 1 - "Bro, have you seen the latest Harry Potter movie?"
Friend 2 - "nah man, not yet... Will catch it after I see the girlfriend, maybe go with her?"
Friend 1 "oh yeah? you gonna go touch the muff are ya?"
Friend 3 - OH what?! - do I smell a Muff-Bomb?"