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An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.
May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.
Doug is a diamond ass.
When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.
Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.
A term used for when a girls ass hair is longer than the hair on her head
Shy ass is a situation one finds himself when he wants to take a shit but get to the toilet and nothing comes out.
Gift: Yo man, I gotta take a shit
Ebuka: Go ahead
Gift: *leaves and comes back in two minutes*
Ebuka: Wow! So fast?
Gift: Nah Bro, I got a shy ass
Ebuka: Damn!
Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.
Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
An ass that looks as if it belongs to a meth addict; a non-existant ass; a flat butt on a male or female. Usually meth ass is more noticeable on females due to tight jeans, however, no jeans would be tight on a meth ass.
She has got a serious case of meth ass.
When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho
Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“
Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...