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When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.
Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.
SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.
"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."
Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets
Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.
A fat girl. usually a dirty one.
Damn, that swet hog ate everything.
The homies that pass around slam pigs like it's nothing.
I ran train on her,her and her, guess I'm a straight hog heaver.
When you get a handjob from someone with cold hands.
Dude Jessica gave me an iced hog earlier, and I've been shivering for hours.