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"jews for jesus" is an imaginary term
"i'm a jew for jesus"
"that's funny.. i didn't know those existed!"
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When your partner releases an excessive amount of flatulence while you are both under the covers. Enough gas to kill off Jews in mass quantities.
Dan: "Dude, Sally totally pulled a Jew Gassing on me last night."
John:"Woah man, Mary did that to me last week after we ate Chipotle!"
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1) The act of dispatching two or more enemies with one bullet. Usually with a Sniper rifle.
2) An unannounced Halo 3/Reach medal- Killing two enemies with one shot of the sniper rifle.
Origin:
World War II concentration camps, Schutzstaffel conserved ammo by lining up prisoners and firing.
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One who has money but is also a dirt kid because he/she is to damn cheap to buy new cloths. (See dirt kid)
John is such a "dirt jew" he refuses to buy new cloths.
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a non-jew who tries very hard to be a jew. they usually know the more common jewish rituals (like shabbat and kashrut) some hebrew and can pass for a jew anywhere
Mariah, a good catholic girl, decided to become a pada-jew under the tutelage of the great jew-dis Adam, Max, and Aaron
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Not to be confised with the martial art of similar pronunciation; Essentially one or more bagels, a bread invented/made popular by jews
hey buddy I just got me some fresh Jew dough...and cream cheese
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Someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. Poker Jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. Usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. Involves massive bluffing in some occasions.
1. Even though Brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.
2. A: " I bet one dollar."
B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."
A: " I win."
B: " Screw you, poker jew! "
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