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a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.
who’s elijah marie jones???
he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him
A running back in the National Football League that is notorious for consuming applesauce at any given opportunity. Pre-game, halftime, commercial break... doesn't matter. Ronald Jones needs his applesauce in order to average 5.1 YPC.
I think everyone should be more like Ronald Jones II when considering applesauce consumption.
When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.
Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.
Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.
Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
JMS is described as the gayest school on Earth. Jones is popluated by annoying little kids, strict administrators, and a Homosexual principle.
Fag: Hey guys, you wanna go to Jones Middle School?
People: no lets go eat dog poop instead
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Purposely getting lost while hiking in hopes of finding hidden treasures. Often confused with "finding bigfoot", in which case you are attempting to find bigfoot, ultimately getting lost in the process.
Jim- "Dude, i think we're lost"
You-" No we're not, we are simply indiana jone-ing."
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Anyone with multicolored irises. Traditionally a Scorpio.
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a person who doesn’t have the ability to grow anymore then a few pubes on their chin and fucks girls after a night out on their period.
Boys guess what, just gave Jasmine Callen a Dirty Tommy Jones
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