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When a man ejaculates on another man’s penis and then sucks the cum off.
“Yo, Barton gave that guy a Dirty Mark!”
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the person who sits on the bench in hockey the whole game that seperates the forwards and defense
hes such a fucking book mark, that i always can tell whos forward and defense.
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The baddest mother fucker to ever walk the earth. 5 pounds of dick 10 pounds of balls and hair on every square inch. Like some kind of badass miniature bigfoot.
Better watch out for that Mark Phillips mother fucker, he's a bad dude.
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An excramation mark is a long brown mark left in the toilet bowl after having taken a huge poo.
Whoa there is a huge excramation mark in this loo!
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A man with a very big cock
He surely does have a Mischievous Mark sized cock. No wonder all the girls want to suck on it.
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1) Removing a German currency from one's pocket.
2) Getting completely wasted, and insisting on driving yourself home.
1) Joe was pulling a mark, but then Heather used a credit card.
2) After drinking for 12 hours, Kennedy pulled a mark, and prayed that she'd make it home.
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Shit marks is a very serious case of skids, suffered by the victim for most of his adult life
"Damn Steve....what the fuck is that brown mark on the back of your jeans?"
"Er.....I sat on a caramac mate"
"Like fuck you did....You've got shit marks again haven't you?"
"....yes..."
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