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The world's greatest player. Nobody is greater.
Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"
A sexual act where one cums in the others notrils, then they open their mouth big and watch the cum leak down like a lazy river
Craig- hey man I just gave Susan a lazy river last night!
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.
To find a girl with diarrhea, fuck her in the arse and piss in her. When you pull out, shit and shit should treacle out.
My bitch was ill with diarrhea so we did a River Ouze
There are four different terms for fell/falling in the river
Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party
Getting wasted
Tripping and falling in a spectacular way
Dude, Judy's sister just fell in the river, now she's mad and soaking wet
Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!
Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots
Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere
Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you
That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.
"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"