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is when you go to the local store to get as many " Arnold Palmer Half & Half Lemonade Iced Teas" as possible
Husband- do we have any Arnold Palmers left?
Wife- No you drank the last one yesterday.
Husband- ok, i will be back later, I have to go on a Arnie Run.
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When you go to the washroom, take a shit and purposely (or accidentally) don't flush and walk way or leave the scene of the crime.
Dood, my girlfriend totally accidentally pulled a hit and run at my house last night, and by the time I got to it, the whole fucking room smelled like assholes.
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When you are masterbating and you are about to unload but you are not near a bathroom and you do not want to make a mess. So you run to the bathroom/toilet holding the end of your penis with one hand and the other hand in the air doing an impression of a monkey.
Oh shit, im about to cum - im gonna have to do a monkey run to the toilet.
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When someone says something offensive, inappropriate, or in any way goon-like, on Facebook Chat, and then immediately goes offline to avoid consequences of the comment.
A Hit and Run is a sure example that the offender has Bitch in the Blood as well.
Eno: Damn DJ, remember when I whooped you in NCAA Football last night?!
DJ: You had Florida and I had Kent State, and you still only one by a game winning Field Goal!
Facebook Message: Eno is no longer online, and the message could not be sent.
DJ: God bless, he just delivered a nasty Hit and Run!
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its wen you are running and at every step you are taking you are farting
ahhh wats that smell.
its that bitch that passed by he was running farts
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(adverb) How devout members of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) describe the attitude and actions of an alcoholic who is not following the principles of the Twelve-Step program and the Big Book.
They believe that this person does not "know how to take direction."
"Sandy still thinks she can drink only on weekends and stop during the week. She continues to run the show."
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When two or more guys are going to fuck a girl
Let's take that chicken head back to my place and run a train on her.
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