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States where you should avoid ever being on the ground, due to civil forfeiture laws which allow the cops to literally rob you.
"My uncle drove through a Fly-Over State with $5,000 cash, and he got stopped, and the cops just took it, after they found it with dogs. Now he can't get it back, because it's on trial in "Texas vs. $5,000."
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Greatest country in the world!
If you're from here, then dont complain because you have no idea how bad other countries have it!
If you're not from here, then dont complain about us because you're probably some idiot that opens their mouth without thinking first and you probably have never been here!
Foreigner: The United States of America is full of ass holes that like to go to war!
American: Shut up! You've never been here! We have freedom!
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The school you go to if you can't get into a real college, but you have to get out of high school.
Shit, I got a 900 on my SAT's...oh well, at least Texas State will accept me.
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Any boring and unremarkable state that has to be flown over to get to interesting states such as California and New York. Typical fly-over states are Montana, Oklahoma, Indiana, etc.
The new guy at work is from some fly-over state. I don't remember if he said he was from Wyoming or West Virginia.
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Michigan State University is an institution that swears all of its sports teams are the greatest in the world when they are mediocre at best. Their chants at football games are unintelligent often boasting of the other teams love for male genitalia. (Mad props to the douche bag fratboy that could come up with something that creative) The football team can't seem to stay out of jail. The school motto for some is "Smoke Green, Snort White." It takes 17 hours to make it to class because the campus is so goddamn big. 1 in 3 girls have succumbed to an STD at some point in their MSU career, with the remnants floating down the Red Cedar. I would advise to not let your kids swim in there. Michigan State students think Michigan students are snobby, but when it comes down to it they need to look in the mirror and realize that most of them are just trying to compensate for shortcomings in high school. Half the students are rich suburbanites imported from north Chicago.The only good thing about East Lansing is Tom Izzo. Michigan State students think that their university is "the best" but you should probably consider going to Michigan or Central.
The last three times i went to Michigan State University i got suckerpunched by some doucher!
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A project (joke) started by a group of paranoid right-wing nutjobs in 2001 with the goal of moving 20,000 Ron Paul ass-kissers/people who masturbate to "Atlas Shurgged" to New Hampshire in hopes of influencing the New Hampshire primary and local state politics. As of August 2009, only 750 members have moved to the Granite State, meaning the FSP has accomplished less than 4% of their initial goal.
Their organization is utterly ridiculous and their members usually rely on pathetic stunts and continuous whining to get what they want, which includes the privatization of otherwise public goods and services. The final goal of the project is to have New Hampshire secede from the rest of the USA, an action which was tried by the Confederate States for similar reasons and failed miserably.
The other day I saw some members of the Free State Project protesting public education down in Concord, and the day before that I saw a bunch of them protesting universal health care in Portsmouth. I take it public services take away our liberty.
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Tri-state punk is a style of punk and emo music originating out of the New York Tri-state area. The New York Tri-state area is New York, Connecticut, and New Jersey. Philidelphia is also included in the Tri-state punk scene, despite it not being in the Tri-state area.
Examples of Tri-state punk bands are: Modern Baseball, The Front Bottoms, and Sorority Noise
"What kind of music do you like?"
"I'm a fan of Tri-state Punk"