When you smash you penis in between the toliet lid and the toliet
I was having a good day so I decided to go tanking
The art of (Especially in a video game) doing nothing to counter (I.E. dodging, parrying, ETC. (Typically an effect like a buff that raises defence would not fall under this category)) a damaging blow, (Typically a heavy attack or flurry of attacks) typically without dying.
Player: "Geez he really tanked a sniper rifle shot? He should be dead. God damnitt I hate ping so much get gud internet bro"
Nerd: "Tanking is possible with the perk e-"
The player's IRL gun: "bang"
When its a race to get to the bathroom after your stomach has been hurting so bad and taking the biggest shit possible.
Dude: O MY GOD IM GOING TO TANK !!!!
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....
To do a headstand with your head in a toilet bowl. A variant of Planking.
Oh god, I went in the bathroom and John was tanking in the Urinal !!!
The action of holding two beers in one hand.
Every time I see Webb he's tanking
A roblox semi-realistic tank combat game that requires actual crew members. Good luck finding non-retarded teammates while being attacked by 4 Mi-8 Helicopter.
Someone: Hey wonna play Multicrew Tank Combat 4?
You: No.
When someone or something's dog dies
Tim:how's your dog
Deji:he... he got tanked