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someone who is not afraid to get blood on their sword if you know what i mean
dylan: yooo i went to norah’s last night
jack: bro isn’t she on her period
dylan: yeah but im a true soldier idc
Very hecking hard thing to get
I finish the true ending
Good for you
The best energy drink on the market! 47/50 people prefer True Eagle Energy over Monster and Red Bull in a blind taste test.
Delicious and philanthropic! 10% of their proceeds go to the Folded Flag Foundation.
Hey, if you're looking for an American energy drink that's actually good tasting, you should try True Eagle!
The absolute most honest you can be in any situation.
-I just ran like 10 miles
-You're lying
-Man I swear True story no fiction
True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger
/Tr-u/ /Nig-gur/ /Duh-ck/ /Chuh-eez-ber-ger/
adjective
1. A True Nigger Duck Cheeseburgerburger Patty is mixed with Carolina Gold Seede Rice from Madagascar and Prime Striploin from a Milking Devon Cow turned into a Mallard Duck Butter Prime Duckburger Patty then Cooked or Grilled with a Slice of American Cheshire
Cheese on top of the True Nigger Duck Burger and then put the Duck Cheeseburger inside 2 Homemade Maple Syrup Cornbread Burger Buns and then Drizzle some Sugar Cane Molasses onto the Duck Cheeseburger and place 2 Strips of
Ossabaw or American Yorkshire Maple Bacon and then smear Hazel Nut Butter on the inside of the top Homemade Maple Syrup Cornbread Burger Bun and then mix some Taco Bell Fire Sauce and Frank's Red Hot Sauce onto the True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger
and then Wrap the Duck Cheeseburger Up in Sugar Cane Leaves and serve the True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger with Real Southern Cotton for your Loved Ones to Wipe their Hands off with Real Southern Cotton Afterwards.
True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger
noun and adjective
Make sure to enjoy your True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger with a Fresh and Ice Cold Brodingnagian Duck Water Bottle at your Local Scotia Burgers near you.
When you mix Melatonin and Benadryl and get zoned out
“Wanna get True Love High?”
“Sure”
The single most useless fucking spell in Dungeons and Dragons
Person 1: I cast true strike! I'll have advantage to hit on my next attack!
Dungeon Master: The goblin hits you. Roll concentration.
Person 1: ...3.
Dungeon Master: You lose concentration.
Person 1: Fuck.
Person 2: Why not just attack twice