Random
Source Code
Random
Any combination of singing country songs, wearing cowboy hats, talking or chatting with attractive ladies on a LIVE STREAM.
Damn, that guy has all the southern bells in his live, it's like it's "Country Tok"
Lives in the country! she loves to hunt, fish, get dirty and dusty! she wears her jeans with pride and loves her family and God (the true god JESUS CHRIST)!!! she doesn't have to have a horse even though she wants one and she loves cows and other animals. She can hang with boys and fit right in and talk about boys with the girls and FOOTBALL is awesome!!!! long hair,/short hair, work boot/rubbers/bare feet, jeans, t-shirt and a smile!
Girl: I'm a Country girl!
Person: favorite pants?
Girl: joggers
Person: Favorite shoes?
Girl: burgenstocks
Person: Favorite game?
Girl: music note tappy thing
Person: favorite group of people?
Girl: My friends
Person: do you like dirt?
Girl: not a lot
Person: Where dose a shirt start and end?
Girl: starts at your chest ends above your belly button
Person: so I guess if you are a country girl you'll have calluses?
Girl: Say what now?
Person: By the way where do you live
Girl: suburbs
Person: how did you get that mixed up with dirt roads and trees?
Girl: Wait there is dirt on roads where you are from?
:/
Worse than ur fammily tree lgbt and all the below x9000.
When this centance is spoken the universe will implode imidiately.
1: ur mom gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur sister a mister
2: ur granny tranny
1: ur grandpap a trap
2: ur family tree lgbt
1: ur country a dead meme
The universe implodes.
“Hey guys I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go take a country boy eddy”
When a hunter takes a crap in the woods early in the morning and it's cool out so steam rises from the pile
Ben: Did you see that Big Country that Coach Gaines left at the trailhead?
Claytor: Yeah, that dude is a legend.
Usually a big man over 6 foot, kind of cute, he is a gentleman, sometimes can be a bit of an asshole but at the end of the day you know his heart is bigger than his head. Also acceptable to call him "big cunt".
yea here comes big country!
A name country boys (or rednecks) name their big ass pick up trucks
"I'm drivin' big country today! That thang powers through the snow!"