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Hoes that always try to get up on your man or steal him.
Boyfriend: "She's so nice!"
Girlfriend: " that bitch is just a titty bopper."
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Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.
Also see toochis tax
-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
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That act of using ones tit(s) as an impact weapon. Used in an aggressive manner to settle a dispute or to assert dominance.
That girl straight up titty punched her.
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when something is better then sick... think titties... those are always good
1-dude look at that car!
2-whoa! sick titty
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The act of ejaculating on a hot bitches titties.
I picked up this hot bitch at the bar. I took her back to the flat and gave her some titty sprinkles.
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noun A silky smooth type of cat without a care in the world who will gladly come at you hard and dirty like a spider monkey.
They call me "Tittie Sprinkles". I enjoy short walks to the fridge, ice cold beverages, and the occasional threesome. Sometimes for fun I will steal a horse, glue an ice cream cone to its head and ride it naked with a belt tied around my neck singing "It`s raining men". I know some people think thats weird. Fuck that. I like unicorns. Anyway, if you feel that I might be someone who could go and do proper funk work on you, give me a call on my cell. You should be able to find my number in the men`s room of your local bar, or a phone booth, or a jail cell. I look forward to meeting you. You dirty dirty bitches.
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