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that fat chick in your class that just looks like she would say moo and eat hay
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The reason we are still alive.
Jessica: Thank God!
John: No, thank Dancing Polish Cow.
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The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner
"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"
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A phrase used to describe someone that wants to engage in sex with cattle.
Person 1: If you had to have sex with an animal, which one would it be?
Person 2: I'm down, cow!
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A mindless penis. asin a butt.
my cow tail was placid yesterday
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When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow
Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.
a trio of fat, dirty looking women like the type you'd see at walmart, in sweats, shopping while eating a just-opened bag of cheetohs.
Bro! I came to this frat party expecting to see some hunnies and all I see is this triple sow cow at the snack table! What the fuck!
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