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A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.
Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.
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My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*
broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (TสฬฏT)
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The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.
Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!
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1) A concept based on the G.W. Bush era, where a brave and daring group of men decide that all women will be laid in their presence, even the not so desirable ones. Their logo is of an american flag with two holes cut out, this is used to cover the faces of the ugly hoes who's faces will have to be wrapped in the flag in order to complete the brave task of banging them. 2) A group of men who are looking for action any way they can get it.
I heard that Rob is part of the "no girl gets left behind association". Now there is a man who boldly goes where many men have gone before.
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Konami code
a line in the song anyone else but you by moldy peaches in JUNO
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up up down down left right left right B A start (enter)
into facebook
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the ultimate ironic no comment comment
I've bought you a gift
Oh that's great but I've left my bike outside
It's snowing today
That's ok then because I've left my bike outside
Labour has just won the election
That's wonderful 'cos I've left my bike outside
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What the security detail says to each other over the radio when the honorable senator from South Carolina leaves the airplane and gets into a hmmwv (hummer) for his 97th birthday present from the army, a tour of Ft. Bragg.
We were iritated with Strom Thurmond for living so long, but when we heard that he left the plane it was funny and it made our day, even though we were freezing our assets off.
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