Dirt Button Bugaloo

Much like clam slapping yet with B-holes.
Very similar to muff mashing except you use your shit hatch.
Think of the Twat Taco Tuesday Watoosi but replace the Twat tacos with Brown Corn Ports

Jill wasn't excommunicated because she only partook in the Dirt Button Bugaloo.

Pregnancy wasn't an option, and my purity ring shone bright that night with the Lord's light, so we commenced with the Dirt Button Bugaloo.

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Dirt Bike Poaching

To ride your dirt bike somewhere that it is not normally permitted.

The other day we went dirt bike poaching on the golf course out by the lake.

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the old dirt road

It is the poop chute.

Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has sex with his girlfriend.

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Dirt Foot Skank

The girl who walks all the way back to the car after a night in the club on the dirty sidewalk barefoot with heels in hand.

Does that girl even know what kind of dirty ass things are on that sidewalk she is walking barefoot on?! What a total Dirt Foot Skank!!!!

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dirt mcgirk

a jerk mcgirk who buys dirt mcgirt weed.

"yo baby yous a dirt mcgirk with that stink ass shit up in here."

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dirt cake

Playful but intentionally false information. Generally sarcastic to the point that is is obviously false, but it can also be more subtle.

"Yes my new car gets 80 MPG and comes with $100 bills in the glove box."

"Sounds like dirt cake to me dude."

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Bellevegas Dirt Blower

the combination of a Chili dog (Cleveland Steamer) followed immediately by a Motor boat. also known locally as the "dirty Tsunami" or the "chocolate milk drinking commando" in Belleville Illinois

"well honey the only time i can cum is when you show me the Bellevegas Dirt Blower. please shat between my ta ta's and hum between my shatted on boobies.

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