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Someone who brings his or her bible on super long bus rides so they can get really ahead of their friends in daily bible reading.
"Quit being such a troll boss"- Professor to student on 12 hour geology field trip on a bus while student is reading rather than paying attention to basalt rocks.
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Troll baiting is the act of giving yourself or your argument credibility by intentionally martyring yourself by picking fights with extremist nut jobs who oppose you or your argument. The last thing a troll baiter wants is to come up against someone who is calm, intelligent, passionate and highly informed on the subject who can easily blow holes in their argument without getting vulgar or making personal attacks.
The minister was just troll baiting when he protested the sinfulness of dancing at a nightclub in a bad neighbor hood instead of the university dance department down the road because he could get more supporters by being a victim than by being wrong.
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Someone who is really hard to talk with, because of his/her intention to annoy others in the internet.
Usually found in large forums or mailing lists.
Best to stay away from them.
Guy one : "Facebook will be closed."
Guy two : " . . . and so will my life :("
Internet Troll : "You're a bunch of basement dwellers, go
fuck yourselves. HELL YEAH FACEBOOK WILL BE DEAD ! "
Guy one : "Mod, pls . . . "
10 Minutes later, on the Troll's screen ;)
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED
Why you're there anyway ? :/
Moderator
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A sex game where some people get together and one on them is chosen to go up to a perfect stranger of the opposite sex and try to talk them into having sex with them. The person chosen to do this can be a man or woman.
The other people bet money if they will be able to do it or not. If they can do it they have to have sex with them and then get an agreed on percentage of the pot.
But if they can't do it the pot gets bigger and next time another person is chosen to try to do it and they put bet on it again puting more money into the pot that keeps getting bigger untill some one can do it and then all bets are payed up and the person that does it gets a percentage of the pot.
What do you think about fuck trolling?
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usually a annoying-ass individual who thinks he/she is a hippie and pretty much the reincarnation of "Jimmy Hendrix". These "Turd Trolls" are mostly famous for their turd-like dredlocks, which are fashioned by week old piece of turd found in the jungles of South Africa, but to obtain this majestic substance they must fight off the powerful wilderbeasts of the jungle with their extremely terrible taste in music. Thus the music was so audibly painful, the wilderbeasts jumped off the tallest of mountains and committed suicide. After this vicious battle, the "Turd Troll" calls his servants of dung beetles to roll up the "goods" and rub and roll the turd on their head, swirling their poorly damaged hair around it. Atlas! You have your "Turd Troll". These species of people usually wear tie-dye and wish they were Jamaican, even though they're white as hell.
Person #1: "Hey is that a "Turd Troll"?
Person #2: Does he have dredlocks and wearing tie-dye
with Jimmy Hendrix on it?
Person #1: Yup.
Person #2: Then, he is a Turd Troll.
Person #1: Awwww, poor douchebag.
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message was posted in a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.
It's clearly bait and troll fodder
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(noun)- A person, particularly a roommate in college, who never leaves the room, may even bring his/her own food with them so they don't have to go to the cafeteria, and generally never gets out of their pajamas. The only time this person will leaver the room is to go to the bathroom, or a fire alarm
-My God Steve, does Evan ever leave the room?
- No, he really is a room troll
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