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Tool

A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is always making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.

Look at that Tool! He’ll never find out he’s being used.

by Tool1492 June 13, 2018


tool

a guy who wears pinnies (especially lax) on a daily occasion

haha that dude is such a tool

by rockstarrrr September 1, 2010


Tool

A Tool is someone who tries to fit in by doing what ever there told. A tool will drive attention to itself to look cool, the tool is used for money and other goods to keep its "Group" happy. They are the "Groups" Tool, and the tool shall be used. Tools usually pose to be something they aren't.

Justin Bieber and all of his fans are Tools

Lil Wayne is a tool (And a Poser just sayin)

by I.T.Y.G. January 19, 2011


tool

A tool is somebody who does way too much to try to fit in. So people use them, knowing that they will do anything to fit in, and pretend the tool will be liked if he/she follows through. Typically, a tool is too dumb to notice this. Trying too hard to fit in is what causes them to not fit in, often making akward comments or just annoying the shit out of everybody they're trying to hang out with.

Casey: *laughing* I just told Steve he could drive us to the party if he did my math and chem homework...

John: Wow, seriously, what a tool

by 0gi3 October 20, 2008


tool

A tool is someone who can't think for themselves. Someone who is easily taken advantage of, picked on and made a fool out of. Someone who is being used and doesn't even realize it. Someone who tries too hard to please others. Someone who can't defend themselves.

These acts give people the impression that the "tool" doesn't have a brain or any common sense and as a result all they are good for is being used, like a tool(hence the insult).

Being called a tool is NOT a compliment.

"Eric is such a tool. He doesn't even realize that all these people are just making fun of him."

"Yeah. I really feel bad for that kid."

by MK0707 January 16, 2011


tool

A sorrywurt who does whatever they can to keep someone around; such as buying excessive stuff for others especially when not asked for, giving money often, acting like they have it all to give, offering to do mostly anything that could help the person. Kind of like a beggar and pleaser mixed together.

There's a douchebag one and a sad, mopey one which usually many would feel bad for.

Where's Alfred?
Alfred? Oh, he's over there hovering around Stacey as always and being a tool for her love.

by mshezzy January 9, 2017


Tool

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).

A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."

by Tony du Angletere June 30, 2022