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After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)
At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.
Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!
Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!
My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!
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An erection caused by one's obsession with the programming language Java.
My Professor doesn't let me use C++ because he has a Java Boner.
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Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.
Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.
As he pulls out... he looks down and sees blood, SHIT Murder boner.
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What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.
"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"
"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
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color of penis when eating cheese puffs and masturbating
the doctor told josh" no more cheese puffs your organ will turn boner orange
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When an erection occurs involuntarily in response to an inappropriate stimulus and a conflict between logic and biologic arises resulting in a state of terror, embarrassment or squirmyness.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
A Squirm Boner occurs when:
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
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The act of flipping ones boner up into the waist band of ones pants to avoid an awkward public erection. (gym short not recommended)
Guy-So I was with my girlfriend and a group of her friends the other day and I got a boner. We were in the mall so I had to pull a boner-flip...
Friend-you weren't wearing gym shorts, were you?
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