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After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)
At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.
Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!
Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!
My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!
What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.
"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"
"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
Depression boner, is when you have a boner because of an even that makes you sad but in response it gives you a raging boner
For example tanner has gotten the biggest depression boner of his life because his poor pooch has been killed
An erection caused by one's obsession with the programming language Java.
My Professor doesn't let me use C++ because he has a Java Boner.
The act of flipping ones boner up into the waist band of ones pants to avoid an awkward public erection. (gym short not recommended)
Guy-So I was with my girlfriend and a group of her friends the other day and I got a boner. We were in the mall so I had to pull a boner-flip...
Friend-you weren't wearing gym shorts, were you?
when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection
guy one: oh shit man
guy two: what?
guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed
the amount of control one has over his boners.
when wearing sweat pants it's important to have good boner control.