egg drop

The act of inserting a hard-boiled egg, without the shell, completely into the anus, and then defecated as feces.

WTF???!?
The egg drop is f*cked up!

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poached egg

The act of throwing up into a vagina.

"I had too much to drink before I went down on my girlfriend. Let me tell you, that was one runny poached egg."

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Ham & Eggs

piker, weak, perpetrator

He thinks he's badass, but he's "ham and eggs"

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Egg Yolk

A particully sticky pungent yellow discharge found in the gusset of a womans knickers. Often found covering the pissflaps with a tendency to adhere to the giblets and the bean. Some egg yokly discharge is that thick that when parting the beef curtains it almost resembles opening up a cheese toastie. Once a month this can also be found with tomato ketchup mixed in.

Mam... I pulled this fucking slut last night and went down to muff dive her then ended up with egg yolk discharge all over my face and some tomato clotchup on my tongue!!

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Suck eggs

Typically used to replace “fuck off” and especially effective when showing your ring finger and middle finger together.

Go ‘suck eggs’ mate.

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Big Egg

When something is the greatest, biggest and/or of excellent quality, exceptional when compared with others.

Denise: What do you think of that new Colombian coffee?
Robbie: It’s totally big egg!

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perfect egg

what Asher Angel calls his gorgeous girlfriend Annie leblanc. They are such a cute couple, he also calls her a kitkat

"Do you know what you are" asher to annie
"what?" annie to asher

"a perfect egg

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