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A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps.
Worker 1 – Dude I’m not feeling it today… I just don’t want to be here!
Worker 2 – Then you need to be Homing from Work man…
Worker -1 Homing from Work? SWEET! I do need to call and make a doctor’s appointment and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy. Hold up, let me send my calls to voicemail and slip off my shoes.
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Sexual favors are implied in the work duties.
Feline - "I'll be in town this week for work."
Johnny - "Is that wink wink work?"
Feline - "I will have to get to know you first."
When your new flatmate says they are married to their work after you ask if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but they are actually just reaaaallllyyy gayyyyyyy. Also, they definitely saw you lick your lips after they said they don't have a girlfriend, so now would be the time to change the subject.
Person 1: "You don't have a girlfriend, then?"
Person 2: "Girlfriend. No. Not really my area."
Person 1: *stares* "Oh really." *pause* "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Person 2: *head turns slowly towards P1*
Person 1: "Which is fine by the way-"
P2: "I know it's fine."
P1: *small smile* "So, you've got a boyfriend?-"
P2: "No."
P1: "Alright. Ok." *licks lips* "You're unattached just like me... fine. Good."
-long pause-
P2: * looks down and back up* "(Insert name of P1), um. I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I'm flattered by your interest-"
P1: *shakes head, in distress* "No... No."
P2: "I'm really not looking for anything"
P1: *still shaking head* "I'm not... asking- no."
P2: *looks confused*
P1: "I'm just saying: it's all fine."
P2: "Good. Thank you."
P1: *eyes wide, probably internally thinking 'shit shit shit'*
A trash rocket league gamer that enjoys crying and rages all the time.
Stupid ass who screams and laughs high pitched when gaming.
A: OMG! That boy named work of art / honeybadger has no real life friends
B: Yeah he's an introvert.
C: You suck! work of art / honeybadger
Jordan: good rep
AHHAHahahHHAhah (high pitched) I just killed him
The wifi is so laggy !!! (cries uncontrollably as he slams doors and stomps the ground)
Insane yelling
A really sweet store that smells like heaven on earth! has a large selection of body products like body wash, body lotion, eau de parfum, body spray, PINK products, anti-bac hand sanintizers, lip gloss, bath stuff....etc. Its really good and better than other body products brand. check out your local mall for one cuz its great :)
Some scents at bath and body works are: Japanese cherry blossom, warm vanilla sugar, blushing cherry blossom, moonlight path, sweet pea, velvet tuberose, mango madarin, country apple, ps i love you, ps i love you spring fling, twilight woods, sea island cotton, white cherry blossom, sparkling peach, midnight pomegranate, holiday traditions collection, vanilla noir, black raspberry vanilla, coconut lime verbana, pink grapefruit, night blooming jasemine, enchanted orchid, white citrus, wild honeysuckle, dancing waters, black amythesit, cucumber melon, butterfly flower, sensual amber, rainkissed leaves, cherry blossom, exotic coconut, brown sugar & fig, sun ripened raspberry, and more!
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Function very well, have a good effect or outcome. To be very effective, possibly in a surprising way.
If a plan or method works like a charm, it has exactly the effect that you want.
The modem is easy to install and works like a charm in my computer.
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Using work time and resources for personal tasks.
See reverse telecommuting, work from home
Busey: Steve, did you download those episodes of Entourage I told you about?
Myers: I told you Gary, my home Internet connection sucks ass. I am going to download and burn them at the office while I am homing from work.
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