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A new phrase to describe movies you really don't want to see. Before we waited for the DVD, now we can wait for youtube.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see 'The Love Guru' yet?
Guy 2: "No way dude. I think I'll wait 'til it comes out on youtube"
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A ) making use of all materials required for basic survival
B) living on a shoe-string budget
Start living the American dream by living out of a suitcase definition b) if you don't want to accumulate a lot of debt early on.
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To get dark tinted windows on your car, truck, SUV, etc. You can also have the lights dimmed if the tint job is not quite as dark
Man with that tint job you can't see nothin out tha windows....fool looks like he had his lights turned out in there!
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When ones mother says they may not acquire McDonald’s whilst driving past it, one responds with “out you go dumbass hoe”
Joe: can we get McDonald’s it’s right there
Joe momma: Nah fam we gotta fruit loop at home
Joe: “out you go dumbass hoe”
Joe: *throws mom out of car
Joe momma: gets ran over by thirty eight cars.
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The "Get Out of Hell Free" card is a commercial parody of the MONOPOLY "Get Out of Jail Free" card, created by a columnist after a reader told him he "was going to hell" for a story he wrote. Well over 1 million of the cards have been sold since its inception. "Get Out of Hell Free" is a federally registered trademark.
The waitress was being harassed by customers, so I gave her a Get Out of Hell Free card. Really made her day!
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A phrase uttered in order to be a smart ass when someone attempts to get your attention using your name:
"Hey, your name" or just "your name"
To "wear it out" refers to the act of "wearing out" shoes and other clothing. To use something repeatedly until it loses its durability, polish and novelty.
The phrase was popularized originally by boomers in the 50s. See: boomer musical "Grease," for unironic usage.
It resurfaced as a campy, ironic echo of its former glory after famous/infamous child entertainer Pee Wee Herman used it in his show Pee Wee's Playhouse. Decades later this caused millennials to say this phrase very rarely, but with great smugness and underserved pride.
Jim: Hey Peter ca....
Peter (interrupting): That's my name, don't wear it out !!
> Peter suddenly appears overtly proud of himself and bears a somewhat condescending grin on his stupid face
> You would respond with a scathing comeback or possibly violent beatings, but you are too confused with Peter repeating a strange laugh and looking at you like you should get the joke
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When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.
"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."
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