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A stratigically timed bathroom break used during a moment that you want to get out of
Amy: My friend and her boyfriend starting making out when i was with them at her house, so i used a get out of jail pee card.
Hilary: Nice strategy!
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When a thot is trying to get dick they stick there tongue out and down To try to be sexy however they usually are not sexy and when they are really desprite they roll they're eyes back
The is only one word to describe them
THOTS.
That thots tongue almost fell out when she was sticking her tongue out wnd down
Sticking your tongue out and down
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incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society
"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."
The series of events one should follow when adhering to the utmost of courtesy and etiquette in a large scale shower stall wrangle. That is, when out at a festival, campground, or military exercise where many men have to share a few shower stalls, common sense dictates that one shouldn't linger.
Hails from USA military slang in the modern day. To spend time hanging out soaking in the hot water while your bros wait in line is lame.
"what's the big hold up, why's the lineup moving so slow...it's easy man it's pits, pack, crack, get out!"
"-I'm not looking forward to the showers out here man I hear the water's pretty darn cold
-Don't worry you won't be in there long enough, it'll be pits, pack, crack, get out!"
When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.
Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.
A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.