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Fat mudafucka that smells like shit and is a Benifit scrounger
Omg look is that daddy big boss
"Ayyy vato they call me Big Pants cuz I wear big pants homie."
A man whose balls are so small, that is impossible to fill his own underwear. Will most likely be married 20 years plus and the wife tells him what to do all the time he has no attitude to reply or the will to. Big pants may find satisfaction in things by hiding them and if someone finds out, they will put an ugly face but say no words. Big pants are however, intelligent and intuitive. The are aware of their lack of character and the struggles of real life for them outside their comfortable living arrangements.
Uncle Jonathan, aka BIG PANTS, has been playing with his model trains again, while his wife went out with her friends. He will cook something when she gets back and pretend was watching tv all time and compliment his wife.
Shes the best! I mean, what the fuck i dont even have words to describe her! She´s like an angel sent from Heaven, brought to make my life have meaning!
Honestly, being deadly serious here, theres NOTHING more important to me than her. She is everything i live for and a blessing.
Dude, shes like the air i need to breath to live! When i started to doubt myself, get depressed or just get sad, Luci was always there for me, and i really treasure those memories.
She has the cutest face, them squishy adorable cheeks that makes me go nuts cuz i wanna poke ´em! She has the greatest personality and the sweetest voice i´ve ever heard!
She´s a goofy cutie and the most amazing person on Earth. Like, yeah, she´s my fucking soulmate! I would die for her if i had to. I´d sacrifice myself if that meant keeping her safe and sound for the rest of her life. She´s not just a friend, she matters to me and i couldnt live in peace knowing she wasn´t safe.
This is not a choice, whether to love someone so much you´ll take a bullet for them.
This is so fuckin cheesy holy fuck
I´ll grow stronger to protect her!
I´ll give her the love and safety she needs!
Fight me whoever wants to hurt her!!! OVER MY DEAD BODY BITCHES!
So yeah i love her so dont fucking touch her yall❤
Luci: im not that great
Me: ASDFGHJ DADDY YES YOU ARE, YOU´RE THE BEST I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!
Luci: oh❤
Me: Luci the BiG Daddy!❤
a large animal who eats anything it sees, moves very quickly, and when aggravated, becomes very angry and destroys anything near it
Don't go near that big buey it might eat you.
Mr.Bitches himself no cap
Big Daddy Derose be fucking on br** on the low no cap