Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Very busy, "flat out"

"Are you busy, Mike?"

"Busy! I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin!"

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Coked Out my Donkey

It means that you have snorted or eaten large amounts of painkillers (such as oxycodone, morphine,heroin) and a large amount of cocaine resulting in a very euphoric (stoned or high feeling) which is comparable to an intense orgasm lasting for over an hour.

Coked= (cocaine + oxycontin)
Donkey= (Your Mind)

-"Dude after i snorted those oxy's and coke last night i was coked out my donkey!"

" *rails crushed oxy and coke mixed together (aka the speedball)*

Im fuckin coked out my donkey right now"

"Lets get coked out of our donkeys tonight,"

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Tooth Brush Out

fuck you

yeah well tooth brush out man!

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no one can find out about this

when two people are "talking" and they dont want others to know because it may ruin a relationship or friendship between them and other people. also when there is a secret or suprise for or about another person.

girl: "i really like you but i have a boyfriend"
boy: "well things can happen, but no one can find out about this"

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Get Out of Virginity Free Card

A person who has expressed a liking for you, and who you could (If you are a Virgin) shag if you wanted to, but you feel that:
a) You could do better than that person
b) Don't particularly trust them to take your virginity
c) They're a slut/whore/slag

Dave: "Hey, Mike, How'd things go with you and Katie go last night? I saw you walking upstairs with her..."
Mike: "Haha, not much, dude. We talked for ages but I think she's gonna be my "Get out of virginity free card" for a while"

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git your fuckin' rat out

Pronouced (git yor fuh-kin rat-aht)
These magic 5 words have the power to make any girl immediately present her gash/slit/rat/box/kebab/fanjita/axe wound/love pudding/lady cake etc to the speaker

"Oi darlin', git your fuckin' rat out"

reply: "aiit then"

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You're out of your element Donnie

A phrase often used in reaction to an outsider, or an insider that is simply not listening, when inquiring about details of a conversation that is either

A.not meant for them
or

B.meant for them, but they didn't listen so the ship has sailed by on them.

Made popular in the motion picture
"The Big Lebowski" character "Walter Koveks"(played by John Goodman)
Who coincidentally is actually speaking to a character named Donnie(played by Steve Buscemi).

When Steve inquired about Jim and Williams conversation, Williams reply to steve was,
"You're out of your element Donnie!"

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