Fish Fingering

The act of performing manual sex (fingering), underwater. If parties involved are truly disgusting, and unaware of health hazards to themselves and others, possibly in a public place, like at the pool. Also known as Sub-Aqua Manual Sex (or SAMS to veterans of the Underwater-Erotic world.) Any person who has performed this feat eight or more times is known as "An Octopus" and often revered as somewhat of a disgusting legend.

Lad 1: Dude! I'm off to do some fish fingering down at the Lido.
Lad 2: Wow really? How many times is this now?
Lad 1: This'll be my 8th.
Lad 2: Oh my god man! You're gonna be an octopus!
Lad 1: Yeah but last time her hidden wreck was barnacle encrusted and covered in seaweed...
Both: *shudders*

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fish hook

using your index finger to pull down a girls shirt in order to see her boobs.

I fish-hooked Anastasia last night. Those were some nice ass titties.

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Fish Hook

The act of grabbing/rubbing a mans package either through the fly of his pants or over the pants. The fish hooker uses one or two fingers, curled in a hook shape to perform the manoeuvre.

Check out that dude fish hooking Wayne on the Dance floor! His fingers are going to smell like Duck Butter!

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Fish Stick

When you have sex with a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, dip your dick in it and shove it in her mouth.

She wanted dinner, so I shoved a fish stick in her mouth!

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Sweedish Fish

A delisious liquorish candy, made in Sweeden.

I hate Sweedish Fish.

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fish-hawk

(n, middle and old english)
when the coiffure of a young man (preferably of jewish descent and who has thick wavy hair) is cut on the sides, giving the impression of a cross between the top fin of a fish and a mohican-style hair cut, hence the compound "fish-hawk." can be used to describe the hair do or, more often, the person wearing the hair do.

as an adjective:
"did you see his new haircut? it's totally a fish-hawk"

as a nickname:
"yo, fish-hawk, do you want to study french and drink tonight?"

also appropriate:
(yelled) "FISH-HAWK!" (from across a long distance)

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Ice Fishing

Putting multiple ice cubes into a women's vagina then fucking her

Women: "Put ice cubes in my pussy then fuck me"

Man: " Isn't that ice fishing"

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