Rural Dictionary

Sep 15

the day where a piece of heaven, real life angel, perfect creation was born everyone wants to be you or wants to fuck u theres no in between ure just too hot

Sep 15 is Felix's birthday. Please congratulate Felix's Birthday.

by Singalix February 26, 2022

Freshmen 15

When freshmen in college can't get college girls, so they go back to dating 15 year olds who will put out.

John: Did you see who Kevin was dating now?
Alex: Yeah seriously. Talk about Freshmen 15!
John: You would think a college kid would stop going after high schoolers.

by JackSinchak February 28, 2017

high 15

Similar to the freshman 15, the high 15 is the short amount of time someone gains fifteen pounds from the first few times of getting high. Achieved through the munchies.

I am currently suffering from a high 15. I have noticed that I am high (as I type this) and have been eating cake, lays chips, water, tab, pint of chocolate icecream...and it occured to me I might be showing symptoms of the incurable high 15.

Earlier when I went to send a text I realized my eyes couldn't look at the same spot at the same time and my left wrist feels really heavy when I don't look at the screen and so I do to correct my grammar so you can't see how high I am. But I actually have much better grammar and punctuation when I'm high because of it. I should also split this up because this is getting long. I also keep getting caught in the mirror for long periods of time. I hope no one thinks this is gay because it's as if I am just making it up to think high is cool etc and not even smoked but trust me I am buggin out right now. I tried to see if I could see an itch in the mirror earlier. Ok then that's long enough.

by diddy kong June 12, 2011