Rural Dictionary

Heroes

Hey... Hey Destiny.... Who's YOUR hero? Come on... Who's your hero?

Hym "Speaking of heroes... My Hero Academia Season 7 is out! I can't believe nobody talk me! (Spoilers) And it comes in hot with the fight between Shigaraki and Stars and Stripes! What!? And she DIES!? HOW!? I mean, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? Why would introduce that metal and then kill her immediately!? Cruelty! Blatant cruelty! It was tragic! I was blown! Ugh! I mean, I already knew she died (Because of fucking YouTuber vermin manga posters in my fucking shorts feed spoiling the plot months before the new season comes out!) But I didn't think it would happen IMMEDIATELY! WHY!? And we find out who the traitor is (also spoiled by the manga posters). I'm stoked. It's going to be a good season."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Heroes

You don't want to meet them.

They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.

Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."

Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"

Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"

Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."

Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*

Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"

Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."

Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."

Guy "Nobody likes you"

Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"

Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."

by Hym Iam April 11, 2022