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The act of texting someone who is less then 15 feet away
Dad, Daughter and Mother are in the same house. Dad is cooking steak for dinner and asked his daughter who is sitting in the living room to go ask mom who is in the bedroom down the hall how she would like her steak cooked.
20 minutes later: Dad asked his daughter who is still sitting in the living room...did you go and ask your mom how she would like her steak cooked?
Daughter reply...mom hasn't texted me back yet.
Lazy Texting
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on one's period
Met Tom:
got one's first period
REPLACEMENT OF CALL ALICE because males figured out call Alice's definition
I text Tom once monthly, and so do all of my friends.
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When your mind tells you sex with a real women is never going to happen, and real porn just doesn't do it for you anymore.
You know exactly who you are, text fetishers.
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The act of texting your significant other (husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, fuck buddy, and/or crush), while smiling, giggling, or geeking out uncontrollably the entire time. Can be annoying, but usually cute.
"Katie?"
"..."
"KATIE?!"
"..what?"
"Nevermind, I'll ask you later. You're too busy giggle-texting your boyfriend."
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texting someone when you are able to talk to them, otherwise;
talking to someone via text on the same phone (passing phone back and forth);
texting while purposefully using slang
John: They were texting each other in class when they could have just talked...
Joe: Dey been ghetto texting again, foo.
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When you tell someone to send you meaningless texts just so that you can use your phone to massage yourself or somebody else.
Hey John can you give me a Text message? Just send me the same text like 50 times.
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When you are engaged in a social media conversation (i.e. FB status) and one of the commenters texts you when they disagree with what is being said or have additional private information.
Mary side-texted me after she saw what Asia's response was to her Facebook status.
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