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When a smoker blows smoke rings and a guy ejaculates through the rings onto the first person's face.
Hey, Jordan, last night this pot-headed chick let me free willy her face.
Wait.. that's sick she smokes?
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this is used to describe a ballerina that is completly graceless.
That dancer sure is a willie davis
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when you slap the back of someones hand with the back of your hand then the front of their hand with the front of your hand. Often used in handshakes.
Our handshake started with a willy-nilly and ended in a booty bump.
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During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing
Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube
Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude
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The act of putting your finger in your mouth and then inserting the finger into someones rectum when they do not expect it and screaming, "WET WILLY!"
Bill was sleeping so Jim gave him a wet willy, he then recieved a swift kick in the ass
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When your 69ing and you both take a piss all over each other.
That nasty Umpa-lumpa tried to talk me into a Willy Wonka, said her pee tasted like candy!
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