Random
Source Code

Slow Child Moment

When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.

Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.

by Lonny B May 21, 2013


wet child chimney

Another word for coochie, puss puss, or cooter

I just need to get up in some wet child chimney right now man

by Fragola September 16, 2018


Child Cybersex Trafficking

Usually when an older person would groom a minor to exploit them for sexual gratification. It is common for the Cyberpimp to receive money in return for the child doing Cybersex in a Chat-room or a livestream.

I was a victim of Child Cybersex Trafficking

by KINJIM August 16, 2020


thats not my child

Not the parent of an infant/infants

Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.

by peace be still November 13, 2017


Fernando Man-child

A Fernando man- child is a huge retarded plumber. He often wrestles with his dad named Eddie who works at the same company and got him a job because Fernando Manchild is a very special boy. Is also known as that a Fernando man-child is usually gay and chases little boys in parks.

That must be a Fernando man-child because there's children around and he's touching himself

by Nssj1408 June 29, 2018


Adult Child Support

When you're young, naive and marry someone who turns out to be a leech. So Mr./Mrs. Leech has gotten all comfy sucking on your teat, and even though you have finally come to your senses and are divorcing them, they now feel entitled to being taken care of by you. Go figure. Here's where you get to pay for your naivety, literally. Different from actual child support where you are taking care of a child with Adult child support, you guessed it, you get to continue to financially support adult Mr./Mrs. Leech. Since said Leech has no pride they will happily continue sucking your teat for as long as they are able. After all why should they be responsible for themselves, when you can be. Since most are deficient mentally you'd think you'd be able to get some sort of assistance from the state, maybe in the form of a disabled placard. You're being drained by Mr./Mrs. Leech, so the very least the state could do is let you park closer to the bank you have to go to monthly to keep Mr./Mrs. Leech attached to your teat. Alas as per usual you get nothing from being attached to Mr./Mrs. Leech. So you park in the furthest spot from the bank entrance. Get out of your car dragging the dead weight of said leech along, they're attached to your teat... remember, you go in and withdrawal the financial support they are entitled to for latching onto you so many years ago. This continues until, you die, they die or they find another teat that's bigger than yours and get them to put a ring on it.

I pay adult child support to an incapable teat sucking leech.

by DoingTheLordsWork February 12, 2023


Yeet the child day

In honor of Hunter Peterson(Limenade) every November 19, you can yeet children under 12

"YEET THE CHILD"

"oh Timothy, do you know what day it is?"
"what?"
"its Yeet the child day"
*throws*

by Daweirdone November 28, 2022