Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across
What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.
A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting
This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet
a catch phrase that Ben can only say best friends are chase or chase go brrrrr, and the Caleb or the Cabel man
Chase the idiot said I go brrrrr so Ben said skeet skeet im a squirl.
The act of ejaculating on a passed out drunk girl
"I took this chick home from the bar but before i could get it in she was passed out drunk . So i kissed her forehead and told her ""skeet dreams!" and proceded to nut on her hair.
Doing a combination of acid, shrooms, and molly without originally intending on being high on all 3 at once
“Bro I’m absolutely fried, I spent last night skeets flipping at that party last night I ain’t doing shit today”
When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.
I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.
Our master skeet scoot shall never be seen but if your children magically have scooters you know hes after them. He will MAKE THEM part of his army of skeet scooters.