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noun: One of many of Savior Obamas many dumb fuck ideas. then again going to a druggy liberal college makes drugs seem good. we really are fucked til 2012, if he hasnt appointed himself dictator by then
Stoner: "You hear about Obama's 4:20 Stimulus Plan?"
Bill : "Yeah, what a dumb shit idea. just goes to show what a fucking moron druggy President we have. Lets all just "hope" that this will change in 2012
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1.A person who is african american who one said"We can change,yet in the first year of president he has not done shit lately.Knowing for his brainwashing speeches because hes black.And we all know black people and shamely white people are gonna vote his ass up because he is black.
2.Proof Saddam still lives
3.Osama in undercover.
Barrack Saddam Huessein Obama Bin ladin is a nice man
*coughs* terrorist.
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Official county holiday in Perry Co., AL. Takes place the second Monday in November.
Obama Day parade!!
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i had sex with ur mom last night
i really did
barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk
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Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
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Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"
Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"
The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.
another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.
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44th USURPER of the United States Presidency and first African-American president.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa. With an actual Birth Certificate with a raised Seal, actual Nurse's and Doctor Signitures
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim School Certificate
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOTORO: Barry Sotoro. To date Barry Sotoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.
A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on his/her own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See bluebloodhound
1st Fanatic: If he succeeds: "Barack Hussein Obama is a god! a god i say!"
1st Realist - Fails: "The Usurper Barry Soetoro" was probabaly a secret muslim
who wanted to destroy America."
I have Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome and I don't care if you believe me or not. Urbandictionary is all about bots.
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Barack Hussein Obama - 1st USURPER of the United States Presidency and first African-American president.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOTORO: Barry Sotoro. To date Barry Sotoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.
See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.
Barack Hussein Obama has the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information.
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