When a man puts his ballsack up into your arse, causing a brown-sack (see: brown-sack)
Person 1: My BF gave me an arse ballsack last night!
Person 2: I hope he washed his brown-sack afterward
Man walking around, usually at work. Shouting “who’s shagging arse”
Hey boi, who’s shagging arse?
Only used as a last resort when you have no come back
Shup you ya big smell
Response: You’re nun but a mystery arse
Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.
I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.
When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.
Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.
To wet the filter of someone elses fag with your lips. Bad shit man.
Watch ma fag man you will dook arse it.