sneak attack

A rogue ability learned at level 1.

Adds damage to a successful attack role. The opponent must be flatfooted or flanked otherwise the sneak attack does not deal extra damage. Two rogues can flank an opponent and use two sneak attacks in succession.

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Cade sneaks (hides/moves silently) behind the Ogre and rolls a d20 for his attack. He gets a 17 for a total of 23 which easily beats the Ogre's AC.

He then rolls a 1d6 for an attack with his short sword and adds 2d6 damage. He gets the maximum damage of 18.

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sack attack

Drinking large amounts of goon from a goon sack at a time.

"Wily's gone on a sack attack again"

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Stealth Sack Attack

When your colleague or supervisor sneaks up behind you and stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder and you don't notice

Willidan almost laid a greek cheese out of shock when he realised that he was the victim of a stealth sack attack.

angry anal attack

Wen u shove ya loave up a biches"s ass crack after she was pissed at u for smokin all da weed.

Clarees wad pissed at meh for smokin all da dope,so i gave da bicth an angry anal attack,ya know wat im sayin.

heart attack high

when you get so high you think you are having a heart attack.

"dude that bong rip was so big I think its gonna make me heart attack high"

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back-side attack

Term used for the attachment of the nucleophile in an SN2 reaction to kick off the leaving group. In slang, it means to fail a test or have a lot of difficulty on a test, especially an organic chemistry test.

That orgo test just back-side attacked me, SN2 style.

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heart attack on a plate

Shitloads of greasy food on one plate

Hey fatass mind the heart attack on a plate

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