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An incredibly intelligent, humerous and bloody sexy individual with a mammoth wang. People can sense this man's manliness as soon as he steps into the room.
Kate: Mmmmm, my sugar muffin is getting wet.
Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?
Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!
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Literally a direct translation to "Man Bitch".
Man that guy is a real Brandon Johnson.
He has a purse? Wow... what a Brandon Johnson.
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A really cool guy who used to know a cool kid named troy but troy fucked him over and thats not cool
That kid Brandon Holmes is really cool.
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A term made up for a sexual devient who persues and chases women who most weigh less then 85 pounds. The girl must have two fingers lodged in her throat at least once after every meal or snack. Personal hygene is only acceptable if hairspray, deoderant and tampons are found outside the girls house in a gutter and/or behind a bush.
Female gymnists are not dating material because they are not Brandon skinny.
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Brandon Flowers: No1 enemy of Pete Wentz!
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
Woah,me *thinks* that is a good definition of Brandon Flowers.
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
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The biggest tool in the world, and main vocalist of The Killers. Seriously. This man(?) has single-handedly mutilated the art of music and then called bands like The Bravery "posers" and claiming that people such as Kurt Cobain "took the fun out of rock and roll." Therefore, I nominate Brandon "the murderer" Flowers for biggest douche in the universe.
"Brandon Flowers is a little girl with a beard..."
~Sam Endicott, lead vocalist of The Bravery
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The act of taking a shit and when an exceptionally large turd is half way out of the asshole and the person themself or another person such as a friend pushes it back up your asshole
Man, I was feeling lonely so I called up my friend and he gave me a halfway Brandon
Sarah was feeling pretty kinky so I shoved a turd back up her asshole for sexual pleasure
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